“It’s about as cool as a Farmville invitation.” — Ryan Ballestero, on Facebook notifications of comments from his parents
“The real question is, does Superman wear tights and still stop trains with his bare hands? Does Justin Bieber sing like a girl, and still get the ladies? Well, that pretty much says it all.” — Brian Sheehan, on society’s negative perceptions of male flutists
“I had a great experience there. But it’s time for me to close that chapter of my life and start a new one.” — Jake Heaps, former BYU quartberback, on his decision to leave BYU. As of press time, he has not said where he is transferring
“It may not be perfect, but if Christmas can point our hearts toward our Savior, we can rejoice even in the imperfections of the season.” — President Dieter F. Uchtdorf, at Sunday’s Christmas Devotional
“I snuck downstairs to see if the cookies were gone; that’s when I saw my dad in his underwear, eating all the Oreos my sisters and I had left out for Santa.” — Jessica Park, on the moment she discovered Santa wasn’t real
