Over the summer I discovered a pair of rollerblades for $10. Without hesitation I bought the blades and set out on the street.
I had many adventures and near-death experiences blading around Provo, however it did not take long to discover the blatant intolerance abundant south of campus.
From funny looks to snide comments about the ‘90s and the movie “Brink”, my rollerblades were not welcome.
I wish to list a few facts that prove the thinking of these people wrong.
Fact: blading is superior to bikes and skateboards because you can turn on a dime and the blades strap onto you, becoming an extension of your body.
Fact: Rollerblading is faster than running and takes less effort.
Fact: When worn properly blades can make an individual 5.5 times more attractive.
So next time you see a blader, before you open your mouth or let out your laughs remember they are faster and more attractive than you.
Andrew Bates
Sandy
