Round 2: Elite 8 mustaches at BYU

The month of March has only one king, and it's not basketball.

The booger brow. The flavor saver. The lip rug. It is called by many names, but there is no facial feature more important to a man than the mighty mustache.

In honor of Mustache March, choose which soup strainer and its faithful companion should be crowned the best mustache of BYU. We asked each participant their mustache's name and what their mustache would say if it could talk.

Logan Tatham and San Carlos José Rivera de la Cruz

“I have a mind of my own.”

Duke Rogers and Ol’ Bulletproof

“Aged to perfection.”

Lane Lisonbee and The Lady Tickler

“Think hairy thoughts.”

Dan Hales and Smee

“I’ve been around for a while, and I’m starting to get some recognition. Give me a shot!”

Joseph “Jurphy” Murphy and Snidely Whiplash

“Curses! Foiled again!”

Bryson Frehner and Salvador

“Don’t judge me. Don’t be jealous, because without me there would be less happiness, joy and laughter in this world.”

Brandon Akau and Tickle

“I’d love to talk, but I mustache.”

Nate Killpack and Jeffery

“I’m full of potential.”

Jordan Glad and Eduardo 

“Naturally classy.”