“How can you remake TMNT and say aliens? How will they learn to love pizza?” — Jacob Van Vliet, on the upcoming “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” film, where the turtles will actually be aliens
“Friends don’t let friends date missionaries. Waiting for missionaries is a good idea, assuming you like pain.” — Jon Kotter, on the LDS practice of “waiting” for someone who’s on a mission
“It’s not fun when it’s cold outside.” — Sarah Haymore, on the difficulty of exercising during the winter months
“I’m sorely dissapointed that we haven’t had more people stand up and say thisis outrageous.” — Tamra Call, Fir Avenue resident who opposes the MTC’s planned 160-foot building, which will be noticeable from her neighborhood
“I think it’s going to be good, especially with attractive actors. That’s what we are most looking forward to.” — Selea Nielson, on what she and her friend we’re most excited for in “The Hunger Games” movie