Dear Editor,
Man, am I upset. Actually, appalled may be a better word — or absolutely disgusted. Can you believe some people? So naive, so judgemental, so strange, so hypocritical, so mean and so thoughtless. In fact, I am so perturbed that I’m writing a letter to let everyone know about it. And also, I’m going to be very sarcastic. Here I am, being sarcastic. Sarcasm, sarcasm, sarcasm! Ruff! Grrrr! I’m so annoyed, just really ticked. Hi mom.
Joe Plicka
Davis, Calif.
P.S. I am naive, judgemental, strange, hypocritical, mean, and thoughtless. No,
really, I know.
