The month of March has only one king, and it's not basketball.
The booger brow. The flavor savor. The lip rug. It is called by many names, but there is no facial feature more important to a man than the mighty mustache.
It's the last day of March, and it's the last two mustaches. It's the championship round. We've gone from the Sweet Sixteen to the final pair.
In honor of Mustache March, choose which soup strainer and its faithful companion should be crowned the best mustache of BYU. Voting will close April 1 at 2 p.m.
We asked each participant their mustache's name and what their mustache would say if it could talk.
Duke Rogers and Ol' Bulletproof
'Aged to perfection.'
Joseph 'Jurphy' Murphy and Snidely Whiplash
'Curses! Foiled 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