The month of March has only one king, and it's not basketball. The booger brow. The flavor savor. The lip rug. It is called by many names, but there is no facial feature more important to a man than the mighty mustache. We're down to the Final Four. No more silly games. These are the best in class, the pure breeds, the thoroughbreds. In honor of Mustache March, choose which soup strainer and its faithful companion should be crowned the best mustache of BYU. Voting will close March 31 at noon. We asked each participant their mustache's name and what their mustache would say if it could talk.