Dear Editor,
To those of us who are not such as our vocabularically gifted midnight runner, I have attempted to understand and even translate some of our fanciful female's frightening phrases into the vernacular and even explain some of the symbology of her polytechnic comparisons.
The first enigma to examine, 'paradoxical Mormon female' can be easily understood as confused. 'Erroneous and typically male comments' is a female's last word to the sound refutation of her male counterpart. 'Impetus' in this instance can only be understood as disorder-come on people, it's midnight. Go to sleep! To become a sort of inverse Cinderella, I believe, alludes to being the Wicked Witch of the West if I am not mistaken. The most difficult however was transmogrify, which has origins in cuneiform and refers to that effect which licking a toad also has. But we must salute you, nocturnal, high velocitudenal thesaurus for your effort because without Webster no one would probably understand you.
Kyle Evans
San Jose, Calif.