Dear Editor,
Every Wednesday, my roommates and I grab a copy of The Universe in hopes of more development on the subject of mullets.
We have decided to give you, what we call 'A woman's view of the mullet'. Women REALLY dig them. In fact, women 'dig' them so much, we have decided to publish the top five reasons why men should wear such a remarkable, awe-inspiring hairstyle.
5. You and your significant other can curl each other's hair.
4. Since it is technically short and long, you can call it a 'shlong'. (Hey it sounds cool right?)
3. How can you go wrong when you look like Billy Ray Cyrus?
2. You can get a fancy 'up-do' for any BYU formal dance.
1. If you are going bald, you can use it as a 'mullet combover.' (This would be especially handy for all you balding return missionaries.)
Yes, can we reinterate how lucky 'mullet men' are. In fact, we believe we could increase the percentage of married graduates if more people grew mullets.
Of course, we would have to increase our production of 'Rabbit Hutches' aka married housing, since there would be more mini-mullets running around the town of Provo. But that's ok, everyone loves child size mullets.
--DISCLAIMER--This letter does not depict the actual views of the public on mullets. If you are seriously considering growing a mullet after reading this letter... PLEASE RECONSIDER.
Camille Mook, Las Vegas, NV
McKell Dilg, Brigham City, Ut
Missy Osbon, Paw Paw, MI
Donielle Bebo, Sacramento, CA
Jessica Barth, Caro, MI