Why I want to marry a returned sister missionary:
She will always look good … compared to her mission photos.
She will dress modestly … without realizing it.
She will plan our dates … all of them.
She will not let passion get in the way of true love … ever.
She will take me to the temple … and I will be her’s forever.
She will be eager to have children … her children.
She will provide for our family … and I can watch.
She will help me overcome my weaknesses … by firmly prodding me.
She will not be scared of change … or me.
She will have a solution for every problem … and I can support it.