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Dear BYU Males:

You may want to consider that when you don’t shave everyday, you are having a huge negative mental impact on all of us females on campus. Many people come to this campus to get away from the beards, chops, handlebars, and goatees that constantly barrage us and lead us into temptation. Don’t even let me begin to talk about that scruff. Your decision not to shave reflects an external symbol to an inner commitment to serve God. Please consider your commitment to your razor every morning before you kneel to pray and what violating the Honor Code (which you agreed to) actually means for all of us, which have to put up with this smut on a daily basis.

A concerned and modest female.

PATRICK ALLRED

Tooele

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