Dear Editor,
I have a suggestion to everyone interested in banning Jell-O because the company is owned by Phillip Morris: Let’s ban everything Phillip Morris. Crystal Light, Tang, Honey Bunches of Oats, Oreos, Kraft, Breyers and about 500 other things.
While we’re at it, the company Procter and Gamble owns Folgers Coffee, so let’s not use any of their stuff either. Tide, Pringles, Crisco, Bounty, Pepto Bismol, and about 1000 other things.
In fact, we should just build a bunch of cabins in Montana, start a commune and live off the land! Who’s with me?
Todd Hamilton
Mesa, Arizona
