To Whom it may Concern:
While I have never actually fostered an environment of understanding and cooperation in the international community, I am entirely in favor of strengthening our international relations with the world.
While I might not have taken any sort of definitive action, or even articulated a coherent strategy for ending nuclear proliferation on a global scale, with particular regards to Iran, Pakistan, and North Korea, I am unequivocally opposed to it, both in theory and in practice, on moral, social, and political grounds.
Finally, though I have not yet discovered the mechanisms with which to save the world from global economic downturn, let it be known that I have never supported, nor do I now support economic depression on a global scale.
Respectfully submitting my candidacy for the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize,