I want to apologize for inconveniencing you so much yesterday. First, I never should have lost my jacket. That was downright stupid of me. As a matter of fact, you should probably start teasing me if I ever lose something again.
It was incredibly rude of me to ring that bell and ask you if it had shown up. I’m sure it’s a long walk from the back room, not to mention that having to speak with mere mortals, especially forgetful ones, is more than should be asked of anyone.
Finally, I am terribly sorry I forgot my measurements. Sure, it turned out there was only one brown jacket back there, but there will come that day when there are an innumerable host of brown jackets, and knowing the breadth of my shoulders and length of my arms will truly make the difference. Thank you again for your scorn and deep loathing. I will never do such things again.